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11月22日 Turkey DayHappy Turkey Day
I got back from New York late on Monday. It was opening day for deer season in New York. Have you ever seen grown men walking down the interstate with shotguns??? They were all over the place. I could even see them in their deer stands along side the highway. I am sure they got a lot of deer.
I did my Missouri movie run on Tuesday. Two of the movies I delivered were “Deck the Halls” and “Bobby”. I might enjoy the “Bobby” movie about Kennedy. So, after 6 days of working I am off today and on Thursday. I am on the road again Friday for La Junta, Colorado. That should just be a two-day trip unless I hit snow. I like to hide in a motel when it is snowing hard outside. Lol
Have a great turkey day. We are off to a casino buffet on Thursday to meet family for dinner. (No gambling, just a convenient place to meet and good food.).
Enjoy, Ed
Today's Stupid Quote "The patient refused an autopsy." - from a medical report appearing in the Journal of Court
Reporting 11月17日 New YorkOff on a trip to Corning , New York. Hope to be back sometime on Sunday. Everyone have a great weekend. Remember, tomorrow, Saturday , 11/18/06 is national deer-D day. Most deer are hit on this day than any other day of the year. Thought you would all want to know. lol
Enjoy,
Ed 11月15日 Close That DoorClose That Garage Door!
I went out to get the morning paper this past Tuesday when I spotted something in the street next to my driveway. At first I thought it was just trash. Being the good citizen I am, (ok, laugh) I went to pick it up. To my surprise it was someone’s checkbook. Then, as I looked further down the street I saw more articles to retrieve. First an envelope, addressed to my neighbor, then some personal hygiene items, (you know; the female variety). At last I spotted it. There it was, right in the middle of the street. A purse; empty.
Bringing my collection into the house to further inspect it all, I discovered it was from a neighbor, not one I really knew, about a block away. Not thinking too much of it, knowing I would return it to her later in the morning, after all it was 4:30 am at this point. I read the newspaper, lifted my weights and prepared to do my morning walk.
As I walked past the neighbors house from which the contents of the purse were from, I noticed that the garage door was open, but no lights were on in the house. (It was now 6:00 am). This worried me so I cut my walk short and went home to give them a call (Their phone number was on the checks I retrieved). No answer. I left a message.
Thinking that something terrible could be wrong I decided to go over there and ring the doorbell. It is now 7:00 am. No lights were on yet in the house but I rang the bell anyway. No answer. Ok I decided, let me ring it again. I could then hear someone walking in the house. Finally the door opened, a lady wearing her nightgown and robe, looking someone stunned and a bit scarred, said hello to me. I had her purse in my hand and told her what I had found. She looked to be in a daze. I also informed her that her garage door was open and that I did not think everything was in the purse. She took a quick glance at the purse and said, “Yes, things are missing”. I felt so badly for her. What a mess, it appears all her credit cards, driver’s license, etc were gone. Apparently she had left the garage door open all night and someone had gotten into her truck and taken the purse.
Her husband is out of town taking care of family illness so that made me feel even worse. I left her to deal with the mess and told her if there was anything I could do let me know. I also told her that if the police wanted to talk with me that would be fine.
She later called and wanted to thank me for what I had done. I told her I was glad she was ok and that whoever did this had not come into the house and harmed her. She agreed.
Lesson learned, MAKE SURE YOUR GARAGE DOORS ARE CLOSED DAY OR NIGHT!!
One funny to end this post with. Keep smiling; your smile never stops giving.
Enjoy, Ed
The Dentist Then there’s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says, "Madam, I believe you’ve got a hold of my privates."
The woman replies,
"Yes. Now, we’re going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren’t we." 11月10日 AngerAnger
How do you deal with your anger? I have a lot of anger at times, as do most people I suppose. The way I handle it is not always healthy but at least it is harmless to others. More often than not I vent up my anger and do not show it until I am alone. Then I have been known to hit a wall, kick a chair, or let loose with a tirade of cuss words. The best way for me though is to share that anger with someone. Luckily I have that someone in my life that I can share anything with.
What brings me to write this post is what I feel when I see adults harming children in anger. Oh I know raising children can be very frustrating at times. I have been thrust into raising a 2 year old and a 10 month old here again. Sometime I have to bite my everything just to control my temper. But I do, because I am the adult here and they are the innocent children. Listen to the words of the song playing with this post.
To hit a child in anger and to cause that child physical harm cannot be tolerated. We should never strike a child in anger. Now, don’t get me wrong, I do believe that a good paddling once in awhile might prove helpful for some kids, I am just saying, don’t do it in anger.
Ok, enough of this bummer post. I hope your weekend is a good one ahead. Snow in some parts of our country today. Oh my, it was 80 here yesterday and in the 30’s today. That is just not right. Lol
A funny here to end this entry.
Enjoy, Ed
Career Choice An older couple had a son, who was still living with his parents. The parents were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his future career. They decided to do a small test. They took a ten-dollar bill, a bible, and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front hall table, and hid, pretending they're not home. The father's plan was: "If our son takes the money, he will be a businessman, if he takes the bible, he will be a priest - but if he takes the bottle of whiskey, I'm afraid our son will be a drunkard." So, the parents waited nervously, hiding in the nearby closet. Peeping through the keyhole they saw their son arrive. The son saw the note they had left. Then, he took the 10-dollar bill, looked at it against the light, and slid it in his pocket. After that, he took the bible, flicked through it, and took it. Then, he grabbed the bottle, opened it and took a whiff, to get assured of the quality. Then he left for his room, carrying all the three items. The father slapped his forehead, and said: "Darn. Our son is going to be a politician11月5日 Welcome to NovemberWow, it is already November. Are you counting the shopping days till Christmas yet??? My week went well. I did my 16-hour movie run all over the state on Thursday. (No alarms activitated this time) On Friday I traveled to the middle of Kansas, (Marysville), to bring a van back to our home office in Lenexa, KS. Traveling from St. Joseph, Mo to Marysville is along the Pony Express Trail. I can only imagine what that ride must have been like. It is always windy in that part of the state. I am at home for the weekend, just being a bum watching football. Hope everyone’s weekend has been a grand one. And if you are into sports, hope your team wins. (Well, not the Rams this Sunday, lol). A couple of funnies to wrap up this post:
Enjoy, Ed Your favorite Beer?
The biggest beer producers in the world meet for a
conference, and at the end of the day, the presidents of all the beer companies decide to have a drink together at a bar. The president of Budweiser naturally orders a Bud, the president of Miller orders a Miller, Adolph Coors orders a Coors, and so on down the list. Then the bartender asks Arthur Guinness what he wants to drink, and to everybody's amazement, he orders tea! "Why don't you order a Guinness?" his colleagues ask suspiciously, wondering if they've stumbled on an embarrassing secret. "Naaaah," replies Guinness. "If you guys aren't going to drink beer, then neither will I." She said What ??
The famous female Olympic skier Picabo Street (Peek-A-Boo)
is not just an athlete, she is a nurse. She currently works at the Intensive Care Unit of a large metropolitan hospital. She is not permitted to answer the telephone, however, as it caused simply too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say, "Picabo,ICU. |
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